Tinder dates aren’t the only ones who select their most flattering shots. Hotels find all sorts of camera tricks to “glam up” their rooms to get you to book. But some of these hotel fails are so awful, they’ll make you want to sleep in your own bed from now on!
Dirty Laundry
Do hotels really change their sheets after every guest? Well here’s the answer to that question. We do wish this former hotel guest would’ve put a date on their warning sign. The note could be from the 90s, you never know!
Living Room Bathroom
For many of us, staying in a hotel is a way of treating ourselves. But we know that hotels can be pretty disappointing. Some things are to be expected, like breakfasts being dry, and WiFi connections being awful. But the last thing you’d expect is to walk into the room you booked only to find a bathroom in the middle of the living room. This is a huge bucket of NOPE.
Did They Think Guests Wouldn’t Notice?
Reddit user, u/DiceGottfried shared a photo of this sink from a hotel room in Helsinki, and we can’t help but be amazed. This crappy design gem certainly puts the “hell” in Helsinki, right?
Stuck In The Shower
This poor guy traveled all the way across the country to meet up with a friend. Everything was going swimmingly until he got stuck in the shower of his hotel room for a whopping 3 hours. Thankfully for Reddit user, Wilsononreddit, his friend wasn’t traveling alone and his girlfriend was there to call for help…and, you know, take an unforgetable photo.
Peek-A-Boo!
It’s not that uncommon for hotels to look totally different from the pictures they used in their ads. But this is taking things to a whole new level. The door to the balcony in this hotel room is located in the shower stall. Whoever designed this must’ve been getting ready to quit!
A Hairy Display
This nasty hotel mural is not only a total eyesore, but it’s carefully placed in the breakfast area. It really makes you wonder if the hotel is trying to make people sick so they’d want to quickly finish their breakfast and leave. And if this is an all-you-can-eat buffet, then this painting guarantees people will want to get out, fast!
Art?
This right here is one of the reasons why art connoisseurs think contemporary modern art is a piece of crap. This questionable piece of hotel room artwork is the literal definition of “crappy design”. Yikes!
Long Lost Toilet Paper
Well, this guy is in a pretty crappy situation. He can either wipe with whatever’s handy. Or he could risk ruining his pants by walking all the way to the sink to fetch some toilet paper. We hope this poor schmuck isn’t still sitting there!
Swimming Pool Fiasco
This guest stayed at a hotel off of Interstate 95 in Georgia, and ended up pretty disappointed. See? This is what happens when you let the pool get so dirty that you end up having to mow it. At least any guests traveling with their dogs will have a place to let them pee.
The Sealed Salt And Pepper
Fetching those single salt and pepper packets seem like a total hassle. But we do have to admit that we kind of dig this idea. At least the packets are sealed and humidity-free, and you know for sure that no previous guest has messed around with its contents.
Miniature Shower Head
This epic hotel fail left a guest completely amused and confused. At 6’5″, this guy’s starting to realize that he should filter hotels based on their shower heads’ height. Unless he actually likes getting poked in the chin by the shower head.
Hotel Ad Vs. Reality
Well, you’ve got to give kudos to the photographer who must’ve leaned over and bent over backwards to get a great shot! If you ever have to sell a house or an apartment, hire this guy!
Bloody Design
This hotel’s shower curtain design totally resembles blood spatter! But we’re starting to think that this wasn’t a mistake. If blood spatter were to get on the curtain, the hotel won’t have to waste time and money replacing them!
This One Comes With A Gym
The website claimed their hotel room came with a gym which is a total stretch. Seriously, is the stationary bike powering the ice machine? We do have to wonder if this hotel is not afraid of negative reviews or they’re just trolling their guests!
I am Camila – Serial tea drinker. Professional wig snatcher. Content creator and video script writer who may or may not be John Leguizamo’s body double. If you don’t like where you are, move. You’re not a tree.